I'm going to tell you
something about ..........$£$...
Money
It can buy a house,
But not a home
It can buy a clock,
But not time
It can buy you a position,
But not respect
It can buy you a bed,
But not sleep
It can buy you a book,
But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine,
But not health
It can buy you blood,
But not life
So you see, money isn't everything, and it often
causes pain and suffering...
I tell you this because I'm your friend...
And as your friend, I want to take away your pain
and suffering...!
So, send me all your money and I will suffer
for you!!!
CASH only please!!!
After all, what are friends for, right???